Onan refuses to ejaculate inside his brother’s wife

Welcome Back! Today’s post is a real head scratcher. It definitely left me scratching my head.

All strapped in? Here we go…

This is one of those stories that most Christians are unaware of its existence. I was talking with a very good friend today that just happens to be a Christian and he hadn’t heard of the story of Onan, so this should definitely be a shocker.

 And Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the Lord; and the Lord slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother’s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also (Genesis 38:7-10)

After reading the above scriptures I was left wondering…What did Er do that made God call him wicked, so wicked in fact that God killed him? Notice that God does not provide what wicked acts occurred, instead he left it completely open to interpretation. So lets see…Did he get drunk and impregnate his daughters? Nope, that was Lot. Did he get drunk, lay around naked and curse his son for covering his nakedness? Nope, that was Noah. Did he kill innocent women and children? Nope, that was God. So what wicked act did he perform? I guess we will never know. It is another one of God’s many murders throughout the Bible. The fact that God killed Er and gave no explanation to his followers is not the insane part of this story. But one would definitely think that God would mention what he did to help his followers know what NOT to do. Then again, why would he do that?

As the above story goes, God, after killing Er for his unknown wickedness, thinks it is a good idea to have Judah tell Er’s brother Onan to shag his brother’s wife, marry her and raise up seed to his brother. In other words, as you are screwing your dead brothers wife make sure you fill up her womb with your seed then raise the child. Hey! Wait a minute! I think I just figured it out! Maybe Er’s wickedness was the horrible sin of being impotent. Just a thought!

Continuing on…

Ladies allow me to ask a hypothetical question. How quickly would you be to spread your legs for you brother-in-law after the brutal murder of your husband? I would think that any lady with any morals would say “never”.  So what does this say about Er’s wife? Was she a woman who gave it out willingly or was it taken by force? We will see in future post that God does not oppose rape. The Bible does not say whether she gave it up willingly or against her will. All we know at this point is that Onan shagged his sister-in-law.

Onan admitted to knowing that the seed should not be his. So why bother shagging your brother’s wife? Did he go through with it because he saw what God did to his brother? Was he shagging her under duress? None the less, he goes through with the act. When it came time to release his seed into his brother’s wife he pulls out and releases it on the ground. This really pisses off God. God is so angry that he kills Onan.

So what’s the moral to this twisted ass story? If God tells you to shag your brother’s wife you better do it! Oh, and you can forget about pulling out. It has deadly consequences.


6 thoughts on “Onan refuses to ejaculate inside his brother’s wife

  1. makagutu January 29, 2014 at 1:00 AM Reply

    If god tells you go shag someone, don’t think of a condom and don’t care for consent. It is called divine command and it is moral

    • noreligionrequired January 29, 2014 at 12:39 PM Reply

      Apparently rape, murder and slavery is moral as well. All throughout the Bible we read where God tells men to kill everyone one in a city but do not kill the virgins, take them to do with as they wish. Sounds like a loving God to me….NOT!

      • makagutu January 29, 2014 at 1:06 PM

        There are many immoral things in the bible that even those who consider as barbarians among us would find deplorable. How do you sacrifice your daughter because you made a promise to god? Or cursing trees out of season or sending pigs to drawn by filling them with demons! It would require several books to show the things the bible warrants or those that theists must accept as moral because they were sanctioned by their god.

      • makagutu January 29, 2014 at 3:00 PM

        My comment should read
        … many immoral things….
        please correct and delete this comment. Thank you

      • noreligionrequired January 29, 2014 at 4:08 PM

        I’ve corrected the comment for you. It now reads as you intended.

  2. noreligionrequired January 29, 2014 at 2:12 PM Reply

    You are absolutely right about it taking several books to show everything we find disgusting in the Bible. This is one of the reasons I started this blog. I wanted to create a forum for others to read concerning those things your pastor or Sunday school refuses to teach. Chances are there are a lot of people who claim to live according the the Bible and they haven’t actually read it.

    Most of the people who claim Jesus as their Lord and Savior are unfamiliar with Jesus’ thoughts on family.

    Matthew 10:35-36 ” I have come to turn sons against their fathers. Daughters will refuse to obey their mothers. Daughters-in-law will be against their mothers-in-law. A man’s enemies will be the members of his own family.”

    Luke 14:26 “Anyone who comes to me must hate his father and mother. He must hate his wife and children. He must hate his brothers and sisters. And he must hate even his own life. Unless he does, he can’t be my disciple.”

    Most Christians do not believe these verses are in the Bible. I will be expounding on these verses in the future. This will definitely be a hated blog by most believers and I’m extremely cool with that.

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